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What will I do when you are far

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away and I am blue?

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What will I do when I'm alone

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with only dreams of you

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that won't...

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Post trace.

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Oh, dear.

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Gas bill.

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Phone bill.

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Garbage. More garbage.

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It says here, you have won a luxury
ocean -going yacht.

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A Lamborghini, a million pounds in cash,
or a bag of authority toenail clippings

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of the rich and famous.

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And to collect your fabulous prize, you
have to go to a presentation and get

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conned into buying a timeshare in
London.

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I wish Maidstone Prison was a timeshare.
Then my Daryl would only have to spend

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a fortnight a year there.

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Yeah, for the next 2 ,000 years.

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Oh, yeah, look.

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Secure your future.

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As little as £10 a month, you could look
forward to a tax -free sum to spend as

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you please or to provide security for
you and your loved ones.

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Leave it here. I'll bin it with the
others.

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Oh, dear, what a joke.

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I can't afford a tenner a month. I
haven't got any loved ones.

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What about Chris?

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Chris? I've trod on more lovable
cockroaches.

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That's all right for you.

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You're so hot for your dowel, you've got
a TOG rating.

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I don't suppose you two will want me
hanging around when you've got eight

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of noughties to make up for.

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It's a long way off. Don't think about
it. Oh, well, it'll soon come round.

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And then where will I live? You'll live
here.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yes, I'd never put you out on the
street. I mean, you're my sister.

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What if you got really, really pissed
off with me?

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I won't. How do you know?

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People get on each other's tits when
they've been together.

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I read about this couple, right? In
their nineties, they were...

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She divorced him because she couldn't
stand the way he never put the top back

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the toothpaste.

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She should be pleased he's still got
teeth at night.

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I always put the top back on the
toothpaste, don't I, Tracey? Yes, you

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After you squirted it round the sink and
half way up the wall.

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No wonder I had to buy it by the crate
full.

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See, you are getting pissed off with me.
I wouldn't fall out of the over

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-toothpaste in the sink. The manky
saucepans in the kitchen may be.

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I knew it. I knew you were.

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Sharon, for the last time, I promise I
won't get fed up with you.

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say that now?

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I mean it. What if you change your mind?
I won't.

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What if I did? Oh, shut it, Sharon.
You're really getting on my tits.

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Twice.

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It's 12 .15 on the Nostalgia Hour.

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Remember this one from 1973?

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Gone totes goth.

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Gone totes goth.

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Gone to test gun.

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Make sure you clean up that disgusting
saucepan in the sink before I get back.

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Try some.

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Oh!

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It's not mine.

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It has nothing to do with me.

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Oh, it's you?

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You dozy cow. I never...

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Sorry. I thought you was my sister.

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Hello, Sharon.

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Do I know you?

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It's me, Trish.

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Trish -o.

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Trish Taylor.

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We was Tracey's bridesmaids together.

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Oh, yeah.

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No, but you've changed.

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Well, I could hardly spend the rest of
me life in pink tappet, could I?

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It was mine, but it weren't. It was
Dorian's, our neighbours.

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See, I was telling her about this new
slimming plan.

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Can eat as much porridge as you like.

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It's called the Goldilocks diet.

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She came round to try some.

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You've been here anyway.

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Right, hasn't it? She was on check -out
at Tesco, so I brought her back with me.

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This week's special offer.

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I'll get off at 12 on Tuesdays. You just
got up. Gladly you'll clean that pan at

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last. It worked.

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She thought I was you. I knew it would.

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People always used to mistake us for
sisters, didn't they, Trish?

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Still a bit frozen.

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Maybe we should have got Dory around to
talk dirty to it.

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Look at that one. My end night.
Remember?

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And what a great end night that was, eh?

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I got right out my head. We all had a
good old cluck. You speak for yourself.

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I was at the end night.

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How come I ain't in none of the
pictures? Because you was in the bog

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the time.

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Oh, who's a fault of it? All these years
later and here am I sitting round with

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me bridesmaids.

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Mind you, I'd rather be sitting round
with a bridegroom.

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You pulled your Dennis at my wedding,
didn't you?

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Yeah. He said it was traditional for the
best man to get his leg over the

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bridesmaid. Being that the best man was
legless, Dennis volunteered.

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And how is the silver -tongued little
charmer now, then? Trish has left him.

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She's staying with her mum in
Hornchurch.

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Well, I've not seen much of him in the
last few years anyway.

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Been working away on the oil rig. Not in
Iraq.

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I wish.

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You'll soon get fixed up again. You look
terrific, Trish. Don't you, Sal?

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Oh, terrific.

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So do you, Trish. Yeah, we was always
the same weight, you and me.

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And Sharon was the same weight as you
and me.

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They're terrible twins, the four of you.

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All I remember is they used to come
round our house after school and draw

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willies on my T -Rex poster.

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I wouldn't mind, but you never even put
them in the right place.

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It's funny, isn't it? You're so close at
school and then you just sort of drift

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apart. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, we had to
be close at our school.

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We were 45 to a class.

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We had a good laugh, though, didn't we?

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No.

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Do you remember that math teacher?

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The tall one with the acne and a
stutter? You know, with sweaty palms.

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his name?

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Oh, you mean Mr. Stevens? Oh, yeah, and
you always used to make him blush by

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asking him when we was going to do
algebra.

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I can't think of his name. Can you,
Chase?

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Please, no, I can't. Can you, Cheryl?

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No.

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What's that other one with the red hair
and dandruff?

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Oh, not only his hair was red, the
dandruff was white.

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Do you remember that school age? Oh, I
bumped into Wendy Fisher last week at C

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andA. She's in men's trousers.

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No change there, then.

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Here, bung the kettle on where we shall.
You're nearest.

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Here, do you remember that school age
when we all got rat -arsed on cider up

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back of the coat?

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Here, you drank the old bottle before we
got to Wood Green.

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All I can remember is throwing up over
some poorly ugly fat kid.

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What are you all tied up like a dog's
dinner for?

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We're going to that new wine bar
tonight.

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Don't tell me you forgot.

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Oh, yeah, sorry.

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Still never mind, we can go tomorrow.

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Well, it won't be new tomorrow, will it?
You see, Tricia's got tickets for Barry

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Manilow tonight at Docklands.

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You what?

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She got them yonks ago.

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She was going to go with Dennis. Seems a
shame to waste them.

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Why didn't you ask me to come? We could
have got an extra ticket.

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But you hate Barry Manilow.

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No, I don't. Yes, you do.

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You always say you believe in artistic
freedom, but not in the case of crimes

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against humanity.

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All right, so I hate him.

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That's not the point.

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He could still have asked me to come.

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I thought you had your keep fit class
tonight.

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I don't go keep fit anymore, do I?

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It's too depressing.

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Watching all those skinny birds prancing
about in leotards.

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Getting into strange positions I'd
prefer to get into with fellas.

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Three of us can go tomorrow night.

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Three of us? Yes. I've invited Trish to
stay for a bit, you don't mind, do you?

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Well, her mum's driving her mad and this
place is much nearer her job. It'll be

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great, just like the old times.

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I hated the old times.

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Where's she going to keep?

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In the guest suite.

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Oh, the guest suite.

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How comes I never got put in the guest
suite?

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I'm a guest. No, you ain't. A guest is
someone who stays for a bit, then goes.

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So what am I, then? The lodger? I didn't
say that.

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Oh, no, you didn't say it, but that's
what you think.

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No, I don't. I don't think of you as a
lodger. A lodger pays rent.

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That's very nice, that is.

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I'm your sister.

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I've stuck with you for the good time.
Oh, don't start all that.

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Before the boys got banged up, I was
lucky to see you from one month to the

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next. Yeah, well, I didn't want to be
too pushy.

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You've changed.

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OK to dump me now for some girl that you
don't see from one year to the next.

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Oh, Sharon, we ain't married, you know.

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What am I supposed to do tonight?

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You can clean that saucepan for a start.
I told you I never used that!

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Trish is an old friend, my oldest
friend, who I have invited to come and

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my house and with whom I am going out
tonight.

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Blimey! You don't own me, you know.

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having to drink, then?

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I'll have a pina colada.

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A pina colada, Sharon? It comes from
Mexico, not Middlesex.

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A pina colada and a spritzer, please.

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They look nice, though, don't they?

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Used to be a right armpit before when it
was the ferret.

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Just wearing, puking on the floor.

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Sharon, please.

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The blokes weren't much better either.

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So, what do you reckon of the local
talent, then?

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Well, on the whole, I think I'd rather
be at a Barry Manilow concert.

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I'd rather be at a Gary Lineker concert.

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Gary Lineker's a footballer.

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I know.

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So, tell me about the row with Tracy.

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She said, all right, and she could
invite who she wanted to stay.

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I was just a lodger. She said you were a
lodger? Yes.

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Well, no, she didn't, actually. I said
it.

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Well, you're not, are you? I mean, you
don't pay rent.

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You start.

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She never even told me before she asked
Trish to stay.

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She just plonked it on me as a phaeton,
wasn't I?

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Oh, well, Freud would say that Tracey's
subconscious repressed the action of

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telling you because it thought you might
not like it.

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Well, her subconscious was bang on.

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Her subconscious should be on
mastermind.

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Honestly, Thor, it's like having two
Tracys in there.

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They're forever giggling about how they
hid the chalk from the teacher.

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Or how they put a dead spider in me
lunchbox.

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Pathetic. They're reliving their past.

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I sometimes wonder if my obsession with
younger men isn't an attempt to relive

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my past.

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What do you make of those two?

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Hardly old enough to vote.

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I'd still let them into my polling
booth.

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Oh, and that's the bloke who's younger
than me, right?

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Whenever we went for a drink, he used to
have to sit outside the pub while I got

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him a lemonade.

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I had to pack him in, though, and he
turned up for a date on his skateboard.

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Lovely little bum.

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Why do I get the feeling I'm talking to
myself?

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I don't know, Sharon, why do you get the
feeling you're talking to yourself?

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Sharon, do you think I'm still attracted
to younger men?

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My social life just seems to have taken
a bit of a downturn.

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Maybe you've just exhausted the ranks of
young, chidwell men.

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Yeah. They don't seem to be as fit as
they used to be.

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Is that your kitchen fitter, then?

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Loverboy Luke? As far as I'm concerned,
Loverboy Luke has gone lukewarm.

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In fact, I'm rather afraid he's igniting
someone else's burners.

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I went by the kitchen shop last week and
saw Melanie Fishman lingering over his

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appliances.

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Who's Melanie Fishman?

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One of my best friends.

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I hate her.

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She's eight years younger than I am.

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Did you ask him about it? Yes, he said
he was just showing her his top -of -the

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-range hob.

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Dorian, we're here to talk about my
problems, not yours. Oh, I don't see any

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problems, Sharon.

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I mean, what do you expect?

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Trish was one of Tracy's best friends.
You know what it's like. I don't know

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what it's like.

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I never had a best friend at school.

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They would call me fat son and laugh at
me spot.

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That was just the teacher.

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Well, she won't be staying forever.

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It's not just Trish.

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It's more to it than that.

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You won't understand.

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Well, try me.

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I won't tell anyone.

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Oh, no.

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Apart from the whole of Chigwell, and
your mother in Burnt Oak, and your

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Debbie in Tel Aviv. I won't, I won't.

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On your life? On my husband's life, I
promise.

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worried sick that Tracy will get fed up
of having me around and boot me out.

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I mean, we've never had that much in
common.

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When we was kids, she used to play with
her dolly and I used to play cowboys.

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Suppose I knew then I'd end up marrying
one.

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Then when we was teenagers, she never
had no time for me.

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She married a sexy bloke for a good job.
Owned Sonoff's getaway car.

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The boy got sent down. Me and Tracy
lived in different worlds.

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The people Tracy and Daryl mixed with
would be being dead in Edmonton. Not

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unless there was a shootout at the
Bradford and Bingley.

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I'm sure she's getting fed up with me.

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The other night, she wore her Walkman
all through supper.

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And then when Daryl gets out... Now, if
I may say, Sharon, I think you are

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getting this out of proportion.

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What you have to do is understand the
psychodynamics of the situation.

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And you do understand them, do you?
These micro -dynamics? Yes, it's simple.

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What we have here is a classic case of
transference.

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You mean like when Gaga came to Spurs?

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No, I mean you are projecting your
feelings of insecurity onto this

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with Trish.

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Look, Tracy has rediscovered an old
school friend and you feel excluded.

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all there is to it.

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So what should I do about it? Well, try
making friends with Trish instead of

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just resenting her.

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I mean, she can't be so bad if Tracey
likes her.

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Yeah, I suppose you're right.

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Why not?

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They say you only get out of a
relationship what you invest in it.

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Which is why Melanie Fishman is
investing in a new kitchen.

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Look, why don't you give Luke a ring and
discuss a reconciliation?

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What, hammer it out over a table? Yeah.

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And under the table.

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Great concert, eh?

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Yeah. What little I heard of it.

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Oh, I didn't have no problem hearing.

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The seats was great, I thought. Oh,
yeah, the seats were fine.

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Only you didn't stop talking all night.

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Did you see that Asher come up to us?

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No, what did he say?

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Ash!

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It's been 16 years since we've seen...
We each have all we've got a lot of

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catching up to do. Yes, but we didn't
have to catch up on the old 16 years on

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day one.

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Oh, Trace, look.

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00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:39,560
August bank holiday, 1972,

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up Clexton.

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You on Daryl's bike and me on Tony
Norris's. It's 25 to 9, you know.

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Tony Norris. Ain't his answer to diner
rod.

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Why'd you be late for work?

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Oh, God, I remember them crushed velvet
purple flares. How could I have worn

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them? I must have been out of my mind.
Yeah. Do you remember them... silver

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platforms you had, what I borrowed when
I went out with that tall skinny bloke

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who worked at the dinky toy factory.

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00:17:03,211 --> 00:17:06,789
Look, I'm tired of remembering, Trish.
Can't we forget about remembering for a

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00:17:06,790 --> 00:17:08,329
bit? I think his name was Eddie.

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00:17:08,589 --> 00:17:09,639
Or was it Eric?

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00:17:09,730 --> 00:17:11,590
Sorry, Trish, did you say something?

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00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:15,530
You know, how was Barry Manilow?

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Still as good looking as ever?

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Great. Really great. I don't know how he
does it.

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I don't care how he does it, I just wish
he wouldn't.

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Run in.

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I'll just get me jacket.

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I'm sorry.

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00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,280
No, it was my fault.

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00:17:36,281 --> 00:17:39,459
I behaved like a jealous little kid. No,
it was my fault. I shouldn't have

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forgotten about us going out last night.

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00:17:41,441 --> 00:17:44,679
It's all right. I went out with Dorian.
And I should have spoke to you before I

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invited Trish to stay.

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00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:49,779
No, it's your house, Trace, not mine.
Yes, but you're my sister, so... Shall

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00:17:49,780 --> 00:17:52,520
try Sharon's wine bar tonight, Trace?
Oh, no, sorry.

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00:17:52,521 --> 00:17:56,359
I think I'll just have an early night
after the concert last night.

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00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,040
I'll go with you if you like, Trish.

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00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,500
Oh, yeah, if you like.

335
00:17:59,740 --> 00:18:04,079
Yeah, Trace, do you remember when we
went up that Donny Osmond concert and we

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00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,500
waited outside the stage door for four
hours?

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00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:10,360
I've still got that Kit Kat wrapper with
his footprint on it.

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00:18:15,101 --> 00:18:20,289
Sheila's younger sister was in your
class, remember?

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00:18:20,290 --> 00:18:22,610
She lives in Croydon now, or is it
Crawley?

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00:18:22,611 --> 00:18:26,289
Anyway, Sheila was the one who got
expelled for writing obscene anonymous

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letters to the head.

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00:18:27,341 --> 00:18:30,409
She might have even got away with it if
she hadn't stuck the letter down with

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one of her dad's address labels.

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Blimey, it's only half past nine.

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00:18:34,751 --> 00:18:38,649
You know, Sharon, I'm really glad we did
this tonight because I wanted to talk

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to you about Tracy.

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00:18:40,090 --> 00:18:41,140
Oh, yeah?

348
00:18:41,290 --> 00:18:43,530
Well, she seemed a little bit uptight
today.

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00:18:43,531 --> 00:18:44,709
Something up?

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00:18:44,710 --> 00:18:47,120
Well, her husband's in prison. That's
what's up.

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00:18:47,530 --> 00:18:48,990
No, she's always like that.

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00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:53,749
She loves her Daryl so much, she feels
terminally guilty. She ain't totally

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depressed every minute he's banged up.

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00:18:55,850 --> 00:18:57,410
She wasn't like that yesterday.

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00:18:57,510 --> 00:19:00,460
Well, yesterday was an unintentional
lapse, weren't it?

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00:19:00,490 --> 00:19:02,350
She enjoyed herself, had a good laugh.

357
00:19:03,170 --> 00:19:05,280
Today she probably feels guilty about
it.

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00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:07,660
Deal, she's got her Daryl to dream
about.

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00:19:07,661 --> 00:19:10,189
You've got to have something to look
forward to.

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00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,480
When I was a little girl, I used to have
a dream.

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I'd be running me fingers for a huge
pile of money.

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00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:17,940
Now look at me, on the till at Tesco's.

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00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,540
See, dreams do come true.

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00:19:20,541 --> 00:19:24,619
Yeah, I wake up every morning wondering
what excitement the day will bring.

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00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:29,579
Running out a carrier bag, a row about
an Irish 50p, a price tag missing on a

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00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:30,630
frozen chicken.

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00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:35,359
That's why seeing you and Tracy again's
been so good for me. Give me a chance to

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00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:37,470
talk about the old days when life was
good.

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00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,000
What happened with you and Dennis?

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00:19:40,060 --> 00:19:41,110
Was it another bird?

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00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:46,340
Partly. But mainly we just sort of
drifted apart. Well, you do, don't you?

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00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:51,299
You see, for years I wanted kids and he
didn't. Then he changed his mind. Then

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he got made redundant and he changed his
mind again.

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00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,500
Said we couldn't afford a family.

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00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:59,579
Then he got the job on the oil rigs.
And, well, we just started to see less

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00:19:59,580 --> 00:20:00,630
less of each other.

377
00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:03,340
You see, he developed this passion for
birds.

378
00:20:03,341 --> 00:20:04,839
Oh, yeah.

379
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,660
Oh, no, the feather variety.

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00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,160
He said he started because he was bored.

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00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:13,420
First he just used to sit and stare out
to sea.

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00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:16,880
Then he started watching the birds and
observing their habits.

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00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:20,740
Then this rare bird came and made its
nest on the rig.

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00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:22,540
An arctic tern.

385
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,700
Sounds like an Icelandic comedian.

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00:20:25,780 --> 00:20:29,060
He became obsessive. He stopped coming
home on leave.

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00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:30,940
Said he couldn't leave his tern.

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00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:34,320
And then, a couple of months ago, he
came home.

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00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:35,960
His tern had gone.

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00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:37,610
He was gutted.

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00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:41,799
He said he was going to sell the house
and buy a pub on Canvey Island to be

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00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:42,850
the wildfowl.

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00:20:43,220 --> 00:20:44,760
No discussion, nothing.

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00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,180
So you gave him the bird, did you?

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00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:50,440
I done a stint at the bar, mate. Never
again.

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00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:55,679
I told him, I'm not standing up pulling
pints, getting touched up by drunks and

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00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:56,730
mopping up dick.

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00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,160
He said, fine, put the house on the
market.

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00:20:59,540 --> 00:21:01,740
So I packed me bags and went to me
mum's.

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00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:03,390
So you miss him?

401
00:21:04,540 --> 00:21:05,590
Really?

402
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,830
It's not like I missed my sister when
she went to Australia.

403
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:13,300
No, the real problem is my mum. She's
driving me mad. She never stopped

404
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:19,159
So, when Trace asked me to stay, well,
it was like someone throwing me a

405
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:21,760
lifeline. Yeah, I know what you mean.

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00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,950
It was the same when Trace said I could
come and stay.

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00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:28,799
I thought I'd gone slowly off my
trolley, stuck on my own in that flat up

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00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:29,850
Edmonton.

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00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,330
At least now we've got each other for
support.

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00:21:32,340 --> 00:21:33,660
Till your husbands get out.

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00:21:34,430 --> 00:21:35,930
No, I ain't having Chris back.

412
00:21:36,770 --> 00:21:40,380
Not unless he undergoes complete mind,
body and bank balance transfer.

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00:21:47,171 --> 00:21:49,629
Trish going to work, then?

414
00:21:49,630 --> 00:21:50,790
Yeah, eventually.

415
00:21:51,530 --> 00:21:53,880
She came to your ear holes last night,
did she?

416
00:21:54,170 --> 00:21:55,790
That's not very nice, Tracey.

417
00:21:55,791 --> 00:21:59,149
Actually, Trish and I have got a great
deal in common.

418
00:21:59,150 --> 00:22:02,589
Yes, you have. You both expect other
people to clear up after you. I mean,

419
00:22:02,590 --> 00:22:05,949
room's nearly as bad as yours. And
that... Saltpain. Oh, stop the saltpain,

420
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:09,410
Trace. I'm talking about our experience
of marriage.

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00:22:10,010 --> 00:22:13,829
She's had a rough ride like me, you
know. Don't tell me. You formed a

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00:22:13,830 --> 00:22:17,500
support group and you're going to demand
your own programme on Channel 4.

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00:22:17,550 --> 00:22:18,850
You got off, Trish, then?

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00:22:19,390 --> 00:22:21,740
I think it was a mistake. I was going to
stay, yes.

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00:22:21,830 --> 00:22:23,330
You said it'd be great.

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00:22:23,331 --> 00:22:27,069
You said it'd be like the old times.
I've decided I've had enough of the old

427
00:22:27,070 --> 00:22:29,540
times. I'm going to have to tell her to
sling a rook.

428
00:22:29,990 --> 00:22:31,040
And go where?

429
00:22:31,041 --> 00:22:31,889
Back to her mum.

430
00:22:31,890 --> 00:22:33,009
Her mum's driving her mate.

431
00:22:33,010 --> 00:22:34,940
Or back to her own... She doesn't love
him.

432
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,270
And he's fallen in love with another
bird.

433
00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:39,350
Who?

434
00:22:41,620 --> 00:22:43,320
An arctic tern.

435
00:22:43,321 --> 00:22:44,559
What?

436
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:48,279
You can't just chuck her out, Trace. I
don't understand you, Sharon. You went

437
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:49,780
woolly when I invited her here.

438
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:53,000
But that was before I realised we were
kindred spirits.

439
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,340
No, she's not smug like you, Trace.

440
00:22:56,341 --> 00:22:59,719
She knows what I've gone through because
she's been through an unhappy marriage

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00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:00,770
herself.

442
00:23:00,771 --> 00:23:04,039
She's in the same state I'll be in when
Chris gets out. Yes, but what I want to

443
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:07,770
know is, will that saucepan still be in
the same state when Chris gets out?

444
00:23:07,771 --> 00:23:13,689
Honestly, Dor, it's like I've been
through Sharon's in the air.

445
00:23:13,690 --> 00:23:16,809
Couldn't stand it anymore, so I left the
pair of them sharing their experiences

446
00:23:16,810 --> 00:23:18,130
of their struggle with men.

447
00:23:18,470 --> 00:23:21,120
It's been a while since I've had a
struggle with a man.

448
00:23:21,670 --> 00:23:24,140
Right now, I think I've settled for a
tiny tussle.

449
00:23:24,141 --> 00:23:27,709
I don't know what to do. I mean, I can't
just tell a sting a rook, can I? Not

450
00:23:27,710 --> 00:23:29,429
now her and Sharon are the best of pals.

451
00:23:29,430 --> 00:23:32,469
Well, I think you have to analyse the
motivational aspects of the situation in

452
00:23:32,470 --> 00:23:34,940
the context of Sharon's feelings of
insecurity.

453
00:23:35,030 --> 00:23:36,290
Speak English, will you?

454
00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:40,249
Do you wish to take advantage of my
extensive acquaintance with the subject

455
00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:41,300
psychology or not?

456
00:23:41,370 --> 00:23:42,930
What extensive acquaintance?

457
00:23:42,931 --> 00:23:43,539
that then?

458
00:23:43,540 --> 00:23:44,590
Maurice Jacobs.

459
00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:46,920
He was a second year psychology student.

460
00:23:46,921 --> 00:23:50,059
He used to invite me up to his digs and
investigate my psyche.

461
00:23:50,060 --> 00:23:53,310
Oh, makes change for you. Someone
investigating above your neck.

462
00:23:53,311 --> 00:23:57,819
Don't you start wandering down memory
lane, Dorian. Just tell me what to do

463
00:23:57,820 --> 00:23:58,719
about the problem.

464
00:23:58,720 --> 00:23:59,539
Well, it's obvious.

465
00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:03,339
Sharon has found someone she can
identify with. She can't identify with

466
00:24:03,340 --> 00:24:06,939
because you love your husband. She needs
Trish because she's feeling insecure.

467
00:24:06,940 --> 00:24:09,559
I've told her I'd never chuck her out.
Yes, well, that's what you said about

468
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:10,610
Trish two days ago.

469
00:24:11,470 --> 00:24:12,550
Yeah, I did, didn't I?

470
00:24:13,690 --> 00:24:14,740
Hello.

471
00:24:15,050 --> 00:24:16,100
May I buy you a drink?

472
00:24:16,101 --> 00:24:19,049
Excuse me, she's talking to me. Yes,
well, I think your consultation has just

473
00:24:19,050 --> 00:24:20,100
come to an end.

474
00:24:20,650 --> 00:24:22,210
I'll have a spritzer, thank you.

475
00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:23,870
And your friend? Is just leaving.

476
00:24:23,871 --> 00:24:27,009
That's it, is it? But you haven't told
me what to do about me problem.

477
00:24:27,010 --> 00:24:29,169
I know, but a problem shared's a problem
halved.

478
00:24:29,170 --> 00:24:31,640
My problems ain't been halved, they're
doubled.

479
00:24:31,890 --> 00:24:32,940
It's hot.

480
00:24:35,570 --> 00:24:37,810
I don't know, Sharon, I really don't
know.

481
00:24:38,490 --> 00:24:40,170
He sounded like he meant it.

482
00:24:41,470 --> 00:24:42,870
pull another pint, he said.

483
00:24:42,871 --> 00:24:46,969
What about the getting touched up by
drunks and the mopping up sick? Hello,

484
00:24:46,970 --> 00:24:49,609
girls. What sort of relationship are we
going to have?

485
00:24:49,610 --> 00:24:52,620
Don't ask me, Trish. She was married to
the bloke for 15 years.

486
00:24:52,621 --> 00:24:56,029
Yeah, but we spent so much time apart. I
don't know if I can remember what it

487
00:24:56,030 --> 00:24:56,669
was like.

488
00:24:56,670 --> 00:24:59,260
Will someone tell me what's going on?
This is my ass.

489
00:24:59,390 --> 00:25:02,010
Oh, Dennis just phoned. He wants her
back.

490
00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:06,860
He's moving in a new girl. Dirty scud.
No, to work in the pub.

491
00:25:06,861 --> 00:25:11,019
Yeah, I bet he only did it so he could
spend more time with the lesser -spotted

492
00:25:11,020 --> 00:25:12,240
Canvey Island warbler.

493
00:25:12,241 --> 00:25:15,779
Why don't you give him another chance? I
mean, he must care something if he's

494
00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:16,830
taking on bar staff.

495
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:18,540
I mean, what have you got to lose?

496
00:25:18,660 --> 00:25:20,540
We did have some good times together.

497
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,400
Yeah, so did me and Chris.

498
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,560
I counted them up once.

499
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:29,410
In eight years, it came to just over an
hour and three quarters.

500
00:25:31,180 --> 00:25:32,620
Here's your husband, Trish.

501
00:25:33,260 --> 00:25:37,259
Look, if her marriage ain't working out
after 15 years, I reckon she should cut

502
00:25:37,260 --> 00:25:38,959
her losses while she's still got her
look.

503
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:42,019
If her marriage has lasted 15 years,
there must have been something good

504
00:25:42,020 --> 00:25:44,500
it. This is the 1990s, Trish.

505
00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:48,479
Women are entitled to fulfilment in
their lives. They shouldn't have to

506
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,530
lousy marriages.

507
00:25:49,531 --> 00:25:53,279
What's the point of her going back there
if she can't stand the bloke?

508
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,340
Oh, I didn't say I couldn't stand him.

509
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,080
I mean, he can be quite nice when he's
there.

510
00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:02,880
One day he brought home a baby robin. It
had a broken wing.

511
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:08,339
Oh. He put a little splint on it made
out of a lolly stick, gave it some bread

512
00:26:08,340 --> 00:26:10,600
and water and put it in the airing
cupboard.

513
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:11,930
Oh. What happened?

514
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,250
It suffocated.

515
00:26:14,420 --> 00:26:17,200
He showed that his heart was in the
right place.

516
00:26:17,740 --> 00:26:19,680
Oh, I'm so confused.

517
00:26:20,420 --> 00:26:24,240
You see, I... I've had it in me mind to
go and live with me sister in Australia.

518
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:27,130
But you won't solve your problems by
running away.

519
00:26:27,220 --> 00:26:30,770
I mean, it's not a long -term solution
staying with your sister, is it?

520
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:36,850
Sharon?

521
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,250
Sharon?

522
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:43,550
Trish, leave those.

523
00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:46,880
Yeah. They're some really cheap fares,
you know.

524
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,160
Australia. The land of...

525
00:26:51,580 --> 00:26:55,500
Big blonde blokes with bulging biceps on
Bondi Beach.

526
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,830
Better than bonking blokes with bad
breath from Billericay.

527
00:26:59,831 --> 00:27:03,259
You don't think she should have gone
back to him, do you?

528
00:27:03,260 --> 00:27:06,870
She doesn't love him, does she? No, what
you mean is you don't love Chris.

529
00:27:06,871 --> 00:27:09,159
Australia's brilliant, you know.

530
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,270
When it's winter here, it's summer
there.

531
00:27:11,620 --> 00:27:13,000
Or is it the other way round?

532
00:27:13,580 --> 00:27:15,480
From £699.

533
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,500
You wouldn't, would you?

534
00:27:17,540 --> 00:27:18,680
Well, I'd keep in touch.

535
00:27:19,630 --> 00:27:23,669
I can see me now writing you out a
Christmas card while I'm sitting on the

536
00:27:23,670 --> 00:27:24,790
with Kylie and Jason.

537
00:27:25,750 --> 00:27:28,550
Barbie blazing. Oh, don't start all that
again.

538
00:27:28,551 --> 00:27:31,569
Well, I pop home every five years, make
sure you're all right.

539
00:27:31,570 --> 00:27:33,010
This is a wind -up, isn't it?

540
00:27:33,230 --> 00:27:34,280
Well, I don't know.

541
00:27:34,490 --> 00:27:36,110
Can't stay here forever, can I?

542
00:27:36,950 --> 00:27:39,660
Staying with your sister isn't a long
-term solution.

543
00:27:39,870 --> 00:27:41,250
I'm not rising to it, Sam.

544
00:27:41,970 --> 00:27:43,230
All right, then I'll stay.

545
00:27:43,510 --> 00:27:47,409
No, no, that's all right. You nap off
down under if you like. But before you

546
00:27:47,410 --> 00:27:49,150
you can clean that bloody saucepan.

547
00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:50,410
It's clean.

548
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:52,580
Trish done it before she went.

549
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:56,520
Look. See how nice and bright and shiny
it is.

550
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,680
It's not supposed to be nice and bright
and shiny.

551
00:28:00,020 --> 00:28:02,130
It's supposed to be black. It's non
-stick.

552
00:28:18,901 --> 00:28:26,169
Still more to come from them birds of a
feather next as Sharon is faced with an

553
00:28:26,170 --> 00:28:29,129
impossible choice. Here in the booth I'm
wondering which biscuit to have with my

554
00:28:29,130 --> 00:28:31,110
tea. Now there's an impossible choice.

555
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:35,710
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